Friday, June 10, 2011

Summer Pledge

Ok, Lovies, it’s summer time, the time of year you can’t hide certain things.  Personally, one should maintain optimal care of self no matter the season, but hey, I’m realistic and can acknowledge those that don’t do the same.  That being said, I’ve compiled a list of Summer Must-Do’s to keep you from being janky and a menace to society.

Pledge Allegiance to:

  1. -keeping your armpits shaved
  2. -keeping your legs shaved
  3. -if I may...before donning a bathing suit...shave *there*
  4. -removing nail polish once it chips chipped nails will make you look un-groomed and you just aren’t that busy. Take it off and leave it off if you can’t maintain keeping your nails polished.
  5. -knowing what trends suit you, every fashion is not for everyone, get it together
  6. -knowing your true size.  I’m really tired of this trend of shorts that don’t fit right. Yeast infections are REAL, ladies
  7. -knowing your sandal size.  I typically go up 1/2 a size when buying sandals. You don’t want your toes curling over the edge nor your heel hanging off the back
  8. -deodorant, for some of you, added deodorant may be necessary and don’t mask it with perfume or body spray because it then becomes fancy funk, stop it
  9. -cracked heels.  I use Bag Balm (green, square tin), can be found at CVS, Walgreens, etc.

Did I miss anything?  If so, let me know. If you don’t follow me on Twitter, I will try to add those comments to share.

xo,

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